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Why I Love Woody Allen

I love going to the movie theater in the summer.  If you’re thinking Green Lantern and Thor, we may be on different pages.  My idea of a killer summer film is one which absorbs me to the point of mental separation from the world outside of the theater.  The Conspirator did so, Hesher tried, but my two trips over the last week really pulled me into the alternate movie universe.  I know that critics and viewers are buzzing about Terrence Malick’s The Tree of Life, but I don’t think I’m even prepared to write coherent observations of the film yet.  The Philadelphia Inquirer claims that the film “aspires to change your life,” but don’t fret, I won’t preach at you.  Instead, I want to talk about everyone’s favorite New York Jew and why his newest film shattered my expectations.  

At the end of Midnight in Paris, as I sat listening to the music, the man behind me (not the one snoring, but the other guy) said, “Owen Wilson was great, he just really got Woody Allen.”  This comment got me thinking about Woody Allen (I always feel that I have to refer to him by full name), and how it is that an actor like Owen Wilson, so seemingly different, can channel him.  According to many lovers and haters, Woody Allen represents the quintessential New York Jew.  He has taken neuroticism and self-deprecation – age-old themes used by Jewish funnymen – and made them not only modern, but cosmopolitan.  Woody Allen played by Woody Allen, or Woody Allen channeled by Larry David (in place of Zero Mostel for the disappointing Whatever Works), is a character well-known and well-developed.  But really, Woody Allen is a lot of things- a brilliant writer, observer of human social etiquette, musician, and a visionary.  What I love about Woody Allen is that I connect with him as a Jew, but also as a lover of culture.  Midnight in Paris is in no way overtly Jewish, nor is it un-Jewish.  It just is.

The aforementioned character of Woody Allen is easily recognizablebut Owen Wilson’s character (Gil) in Midnight in Paris is not neurotic or self-deprecating- yet he is still a Woody Allen character.  Gil could be delusional, but we as an audience are led to view him as a successful traveler of time.  Gil seamlessly becomes an enviable figure as he is able to do what all humans wish to do – travel to times of yore.  I gushed each time a figure was introduced – no more so than for Cole Porter – and realized that Woody Allen is my favorite New York Jew because he gets me and thousands of other viewers into a theater to watch his movies and we all love and hate them for different reasons.  Woody Allen connects with my musical and literary desires, just as Owen Wilson connects with Woody Allen’s, and together we share an incendiary summer film experience.  Do yourself a favor and go see Midnight in Paris!

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A List of Lists to End All Lists!

I have a thing for ranked lists. All that categorization does something great for my repressed OCD. The one downside to all those ‘top ten’ sites is the typical subject matter. Sure, I care what your top ten favorite B-Horror movie monsters are, but sometimes I find myself looking for heftier topics.

Here’s a few classy lists from some of my favorite Jewish sites and publications:

Any good sources of lists I missed? Let me know. I’m a little bit addicted.

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It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year…To Be Online!

Unfortunately, this is not what Boston looks like right now.

It’s officially winter, and I’ve got the numb toes to prove it. Given the nature of the internet, I understand that not everyone reading is in such a place that they understand my pain…but I digress. The temperatures are plummeting, the days are about as short as they’re going to get. Can I interest you in the internet?

Well, that’s all I’ve got. Time for me to stand outside waiting for the forecasted flurries. By that, I mean it’s time for me to study for finals. Stay warm, entertained, and well fed!

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Beware Of The October Blahs!

You’ve probably heard of the sophomore slump, but are you familiar with the October Blahs?

The holidays are over, we’ve had a couple weeks to exhale, and the kids have settled into a routine at school. For us college students, midterms aren’t an issue yet (they will be soon, but I like to live in the present) and even the tiny taste of freedom called Thanksgiving Break seems miles away.

There are several ways to deal with this October ennui, and for me they all involve either reading books or staring at screens. Here’s some stuff to get excited about, or at least mildly interested in.

Take heart, reader: Thanksgiving will be here before you know it. Then it’s time to start watching Love Actually and shopping for Chanukah presents.

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Have a Case of the Hump Day Slump?

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I’ve come to realize that not everyone is bombarded with funny images andvideos all day (it’s not my fault that my friends think of me whenever they see anything adorable), but I remain a firm believer in midday pick-me-ups. Here are some fun links to give you that thirty second smile break you didn’t know you were missing.

  • I absolutely love this collection of letterheads used by famous Jews. My favorites are the stark, strikingly simple ones, like Spielberg’s and Einstein’s. I guess that with a name like that you don’t need much else.
  • There’s tons of stuff online about last weekend’s big wedding, but this Jewcy post about the writer’s childhood crush on Chelsea Clinton brought back memories of a simpler time.
  • And here I thought I knew the New York subway pretty well. Heeb Magazine has a Subway map for Jews that made me chuckle. It reminds me of Abstract City, Cristoph Niemann’s cartoon blog for the New York Times.
  • It seems like he’s in pretty much every comedy I see these days, but it turns out Paul Rudd used to work the bar mitzvah circuit as a DJ. Oh, the early 90’s hair on him! Not to mention the bright yellow blazer/black dress shorts combo. It’s too good.

Whether you find yourself falling into mid-week, mid-day, or mid-hour slumps, I hope these help!

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Hugs, Kisses, and JDate Disasters: Happy Tu B’Av!

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Happy Tu B’Av! This may not be an official holiday anymore, but why missout?  The question is how does one celebrate Tu B’Av?

Originally, unmarried women marked the holiday by dressing in borrowed white clothing (so as to diminish distinctions between the rich and the poor) and dancing together. The unmarried men of the city could pick brides from among them, and were urged through traditional songs to pick based on the family and piety of the girl.

Dancing around in white probably isn’t the best way to find a date these days. We do have a similar forum, though. It’s called the internet. Of course, the whole process has gotten a lot more complicated in the past couple of centuries.

  • Or maybe not. This New York Times article describes some new dating websites that seem to be more similar to the old Tu B’Av way of meeting singles than JDate or eHarmony.
  • Fifty First (J) Dates is one woman’s witty accounts of her experience using the popular Jewish dating website. Read it for her dating advice, keep reading for the laughs. If her stories sound painfully familiar, you can share your own online dating experiences on JDaters Anonymous.
  • Speaking of laughs, have you heard about Geri Brin, the woman who started a dating site that caters to parents trying to find a match for their kids? (Don’t even think about it, Mom.)
  • Need tips on how to woo a date before your Mom feels she needs to get involved? Check out this fun Tu B’Av video from Alef NEXT.
  • If you’d rather spend the day wallowing (hey, I’m not judging), head over to this Tablet Magazine article  with some of the best break-up songs written by Jews. You probably shouldn’t listen to them all in one go unless you have a ready supply of chocolate.

“But wait!” You say, “I’ve already got a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiancé/spouse/bubbala!”  In that case, celebrating Tu B’Av will be easy. There’s a reason they call it the Jewish Valentine’s day, after all. You can’t go wrong with roses and a box of chocolates, assuming your S.O. doesn’t have any major pollen or dairy issues. I’m sure you’ll think of something by Monday.

So, one more time: Happy Tu B’Av. Have a great one.

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A Jewish Christmas in July

Christmas in July- for stores, it’s an excuse to sell merchandise between holidays. In the US and Canada, after all, there are no major holidays between the first week of July and Labor Day. Whether or not you’re into Christmas, it’s the perfect time of year to stock up on twinkly lights and wrapping paper.

For me, it’s an excuse to share this video with you:

So go ahead and take a break from the grind! Celebrate a Jewish Christmas in July. Crank up the AC, buy some tinsel for cheap, and enjoy your fortune cookies.

Also, be sure to check out our Hanukkah in July special! Get a jump start on your holiday shopping by taking advantage of our 40% discount on a wide variety of JPS titles now through August 6, 2010.

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“‘Oy’ is just ‘Yo’ backwards”… apparently!

Ok, pop quiz: anyone know what’s special about right now??

Um, well, yes, it is in fact Thanksgiving.  But that wasn’t exactly what I was going for…

Right now, we’re in the midst of celebrating the Jewish month of Kislev – sometimes known as “the Hanukka month.”  Well, ok, no one actually calls it “the Hanukka month,” but basically, that’s what it is.  And the festival of lights is coming up fairly quickly, as this recently released video from Nefesh B’Nefesh reminded me earlier this evening:

Gosh darn it, will flashmobs never stop being cool?

Happy Kislev, Happy Thanksgiving… and happy almost-Hanukka!
Naomi

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Great Names: The Crazier The Better!

Originality. It’s one of the few things almost everyone wants. People dress in unique styles, dye their hair crazy colors, and tattoo their bodies, all in an attempt to be different from the pack.

That’s how things are today.

Need proof? Just look at some of the names out there today! Remember when no one would dream of naming their child Apple, and then Gwyneth Paltrow stunned us all? In the search for creativity, she ended up naming her daughter after a piece of fruit!

The problem is, with everyone trying to find something new, originality is becoming harder to obtain. So, I have come up with a solution. For those trying to find unique names, look no further than the Bible! I can guarantee hello-my-name-is_mthat most of these names are not in use today, ensuring that you will be unique! Even better, some of the greatest names ever can be found in the Bible. Need some ideas? Here are my top five Biblical names of all time (hope they make you smile):

1.Uz & Buz (pronounced ooze and booze)– Technically these are two different names, but I couldn’t list one without the other. While these brothers have pretty minor roles in the Bible, they probably have two of the greatest names ever! Not to mention, Uz and Buz were nephews of Abraham. So, by taking one of these names, you’re inheriting some pretty top-notch relatives!

2.Nimrod – Once again, I couldn’t resist! You might be wondering why you would ever want to be named something that means idiot or moron, but believe it or not, Nimrod was a king! He founded the city of Ninevah (the city Who's Who in the Jewish BibleG-d sent Jonah to) making even this absurd name regal!

3.Dodo – Yes, this is pronounced like the, now extinct, prehistoric bird. While, like Nimrod, it sounds insulting, its Hebrew origin is “loving.” In the bible, Dodo was a man, but feel free to push the boundaries and use it for a girl!

4.Jehoshabeath – This name is sure to make you stand out among the crowd. Because, seriously, what’s cooler than having a name so long that no one can pronounce it? This biblical character was a woman, so be sure to pass the name along to your newest female relatives!

5.Rafu – I don’t know why, but I think this name is great. Something about the way it rolls off your tongue is just so much fun, which means I had to include it in my list. It comes from the Hebrew for “cured,” so not only will your name sound cool, it’ll mean something cool too!

For more amazing name ideas, check out Who’s Who in the Jewish Bible!

-Sarah

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Need some Bah Dum Ching? Look No Further!

It’s Thursday. That day that makes you realize how close you are to the weekend. You start to anticipate having some downtime and suddenly realize that you still have another full day of work before you can experience that well-deserved relaxation. It’s depressing, I know.

Let’s brighten the day with some good old fashion laughter. All you need to help ease the stress of the never-ending Thursday is some humor! So, as promised in last week’s post, I’ve put together a list of 5 must-read books on Source: http://www.harpercollins.com/books/9780688171629/Naked_Pictures_of_Famous_People/index.aspxJewish Humor. Take a break from today and have a laugh!

1. The Big Book of Jewish Humor – For those who don’t know it, this book is practically the bible for Jewish comedy. It contains jokes, short stories, comics, and more. You name it, and this book probably has it. It’s thanks to a cartoon that this book makes my top 5. And, never will I cease to be amused by the line “Today, I am a man!” Check out the chapter “Happy Bar Mitzvah, Bernie!” to experience!

Source: http://www.ricelakelibrary.org/Portals/11/Adult%20Blog/laugh.JPG2. Naked Pictures of Famous People – One of Jon Stewarts many publications, this book manages to cover tons of topics while maintaining a wit that makes Jewish humor so great. Honestly, the person who can mock Martha Stewart through a discussion of the female anatomy is someone after my own heart!

3. SeinLanguage – When it comes to Jerry Seinfeld, you can laugh or cry. While I don’t always find his material amusing, sometimes his banter is so funny that it’s all you can do to not spit on the person next to you as you laugh uncontrollably. In this book, Seinfeld mixes deprecation and social criticism to create the ideal Jewish comedy. Don’t get me wrong, not all of his stuff is funny, but this book gives you so many options that there’s something for everyone!

Source: http://us.macmillan.com/oy4. Mere Anarchy – For those of you that like Woody Allen’s style, you’ll definitely get a kick out of these short stories. While reading, I could Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/wilddiscovery/2538582660/practically hear Allen’s voice rapidly firing out these random and amusing anecdotes. I personally really like “The Rejection.” It sums up perfectly the absurdity worrying about getting your children into elite preschools. Read to enjoy!

5. Oy!: The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes – While I don’t find this entire book terribly funny, a handful of the jokes found in it completely redeem it. As you might expect, the funnier jokes are found in the section on sex. Some of them are hilarious and probably for the same reason that oldjewstellingjokes.com is, since the characters are often old Jews. I thoroughly enjoyed the central joke on page 284. The combination of old Jews, dances, pantyhose, and sex will leave you laughing at the absurdity!

-Sarah

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